A pretty cool WoW tank song. This time it is rap which I hate just as much as country. None the less these nerds sound pretty cool and can make a fairly funny song none the less.
Original Comment: This is not our attempt at "real" rap or hip hop or whatever they call it these days... We just tried to mimic it as best as we can for parody purposes. This song was all in fun. Its WOW based for crying out loud! At 250,000 views the mp3 will be available for free download. Lyrics below! Question: Which is the best taking class of World of Warcraft? The best taking class is a pally tank and am Furious Phil Hell no it is a druid and I am Mad Max OMG Warrior tanks are the best and I am Angry Auto And we are totemlycool! [Chorus] Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank Pally Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank Druid Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank Warrior Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank hardcore! [Furious Phil] Pally [Verse 1] Make no mistake, Im a Pally tank And you will get served off my armor plate An AOE tank, the type that makes the earth shake I make them all concentrate on my consecrate You produce threat but I produce hate My DPS stays high like my hit rate So dont be afraid when I run you through a raid I have so much dodge the game will say Evade 20k HP I will never fall Not at all, I protect like Armor All Gruuls, Zul, I run through them all Send me through them walls like a wrecking ball I got the whole instance beating on my chest Dodge, block , parry; 550 defense The best DPS; no match for my Pally threat The reason my whole guild dressed in epic sets! [Chorus] [Mad Max] Druid [Verse 2] I make them bleed! Bleed! Bleed!!! Mangle, lacerate, they satisfy my needs When rogues see me they switch DOT's When warriors see me they use DOT's Rupture, garrote; Bleed! Bleed! Rend, deep wounds; Bleed! Bleed! Just when you think thats all they can take DPS cat form, I hit them with Rake! 490 Defense you aint talking about me Survival of the fittest, know what I mean? WTF? You trying to polymorph me? You just wasted your mana, now watch me waste your HP Im a full time harcore tank, no fear The only class that can tank in PVP gear! 20k armor that nothing to me! Shape-shift and my stats go leet! [Chorus]2x [Angry Auto] Listen to the two of you going back and forth Druid tank, Pally tank; Its all rubbish! Im going to show you two douche bags how it really goes down This is Auto representing for the Warriors [Verse 3] To be most effective be a warrior tank Weve been the best since the creation of the game Got avoidance stacked over 65 percent If I dont dodge or parry then Im blocking those hits Devastate! Devastate! Stacking up the agro! Feed me the heals and the mob will never let go Sunder got them squishy like their cloths have been washed with snuggle All I need is rage! I dont need no fur or bubble! Sheid Block makes it so I cant be touched So your weak hits; Im eating them for lunch Mob coming at you? Dont worry Ill just taunt it If he resist; intervene so I get hit Sheild Wall on so Im laughing at the blows Im a warrior, dont tickle me with those! Compared to me all other tanks are just wack And if you try to cast spell reflect will send it back Take that! [Chorus] 2x